At homework. I suck at homework.
I guess I’ll just reveal myself, cause I totally didn’t do that yet.
First I’ll give myself an interview for you – I wish I could’ve done that on video, but whatevs.
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What was the last picture I took on my phone?
Do I know any big gossip?
No.
Have I ever been pulled over by a cop?
DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON – Oh wait you haven’t seen my face yet.
Do I know my heritage?
Oh yeah baby. British, French, and Danish royalty all the way. All the way back in the 1500’s. I’m the whitest American out there.
What have you always wanted? Have you obtained it?
I just wanted the love and approval of oth – nope. I just want to own a capybara one day.
What kind of sickness have you lied about to avoid going to work?
Dudes, I love my non-existent job. I just sit alone all day and go to school to one day get a job that is worthwhile.
What was the last lie you told?
That I’m working hard at school.
Have you ever danced in the rain?
Nooooo.
What is your blood type?
I learned it once in fifth grade, but now I can’t remember.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nothing life threatening. Hear that? I think that’s an accomplishment ringing in the distance.
What was the weirdest prank call you ever made?
Ah, I wish I still had the audio! In eighth grade me and my friends tried prank calling another friend with the same exact script as the billy goat prank call video (If you’ve ever seen it) Needless to say, we stunk and it was stupid.
Best compliment you have ever received?
Well, okay, taking out all the millions of ones I get from my parents and people who don’t actually know me personally, I have been told that I am “The cutest bean”.
Would you trust anyone with your life?
As long as you are not actively threatening my life and/or will not be in the future, I trust you with it.
What is your greatest strength or weakness?
Being stupid. Also, being stupid.
What is your perfect pizza?
Pizza.
What was your first thought as you woke up today?
Another ******’ school day. For hell’s sake.
Do you get along with your family? Why or why not?
We get along as well as a banana in it’s peel.
NOTHING MORE FITTING THAN A JACK SPARROW QUOTE
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NOTHING AT ALL! Well, I retract that statement… There are some great Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, and RDJ quotes out there….
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Touché I say Touché HUH HUH 👌🏻
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Woooooooo I don’t know you but I wanna get to know youuu
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Haha thanks 😛
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mmmmm this post is fantastic. you are fantastic and the Jack Sparrow pic at the bottom is awesome!
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Jack Sparrow is one of my many spirit animals XD
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Spit it out man! What!
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A real pleasure to meet you
I was always curious as to whether or not you were
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